AUSTIN, TX — Every once and while we here at BikinisBogusBlog like to scope out the offices and see if there are any old cans or bottles of ‘liquid-bread’ that we can enjoy before we head out for some Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill menu items.
“Well lookie here! Seems the Beer Fairy has left us a present. Bottle opener, please.”
Who knew that our noisy neighbors to the north had an amusing little ale that adorns their name?
Yes indeed. Oklahoma Suks is worth a good swig…or six,…don’t ‘cha think? Granted, our panel of seasoned beer-belly ‘XL-perts’ were a bit apprehensive. If the name doesn’t give you the willies, the prospect of voluntarily ingesting this Blatz knock-off will.
“Steady now, steady.” Our nerves spiked as we went in for our first fizzy taste.
Now then, it’s a little known fact that in the great state of Oklahoma it is illegal for human beings to make “ugly faces” at dogs (it’s true, look it up) — and as there was a British bulldog in the room at the time of this impromptu taste-test, the gang could have been excused for worrying a bit that our mugs would not be able contain our displeasure; thus running a foul of Johnny-Law.
However, our concern proved unfounded.
Oklahoma Suks, while not the champagne of beers, featured a smooth, refreshingly magical taste that neither overwhelmed nor disappointed an expectant palate. And get this? No dustbowl after-taste.
Upon drinking OK Sux, did a fantastical world of delightful waterfalls and topless Sooner blondes dancing in wooden shoes melt our cares away?
“Er, um, no. But then again Colt. 45 doesn’t do that either. And we love Colt. 45!”
Final BikinisBogusBlog Beer-of-the-Week Rating: “Oklahoma Suks? Well, it doesn’t. Two mugs up!”
Hey, if you get your hands on a few Oklahoma Suks or any other Bikinis Beer-of-the-Week, peel off the label and bring it by our Bikinis location at 8224 Fredericksburg, San Antonio. We’ll gladly swap you one of there’s for one of ours. One label can be redeemed for any bottled brew we currently stock.*
(Some restrictions apply. Management reserves the right to cancel terms of this promotion at any time.)