AUSTIN, TX — Honestly, sometimes we can’t make this stuff up… so, we don’t. We just pass it along, courtesy of the mainstream media. From the News-We-Can-Use File: “Bikinis Now Welcome in Egypt.” Great buckin’ burger! We consider this an excellent development. Chin up breastaurant colleagues, your day will come soon enough. Thank you Daily
BIKINIS, TX — Were you to drive by car, the distance between Flint, MI and Bikinis, TX is approximately 1,403 miles. It would take you roughly 20 hours and change to make the trek. Now, imagine if you were to attempt that journey without an automobile? Imagine if you were to walk it? Area looney,
BIKINIS, TX — Speaking from his new home in Bikinis, TX, former President George W Bush told reporters Wednesday when he’s not busy giving lectures or opening commemorative presidential libraries, he spends most of his spare time working on his plans to open a bottomless restaurant. “I’m very excited about this idea,” said Bush, as
ITHACA, NY — It’s only been a week after the Boston Marathon incident and central New York, Division III school, Ithaca College has a difficult decision to ponder — specifically, do they stay with their current nickname and formal mascot, the Bombers? In a town that rival Austin for it’s liberal stance, college officials are
BOSTON, MA — It hasn’t been a pleasant week, has it? The goofy gang at Bikinis Bogus Blog aren’t feeling very funny this day. An otherwise joyous sporting event — the type of spectacle our beloved patrons and staff enjoy so very much — the prestigious and long-standing Boston Marathon, was hideously encroached by a
Hot off the heels of successfully securing the trademark rights to the term “breastaurant®,” Doug Guller, shrewd founder and CEO of the Texas-based restaurant chain Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill, announced this morning that his lawyer, Charlie Bazonga, of the St. Louis law firm of Funbag, Juggie, Kahuna and Yabo has also received a federal
CHARLOTTE, NC — The yahoos at BogusBikinisBlog are nothing if not helpful. We don’t just sit around eating delicious Buckin’ Burgers all day. No, indeed. Sometimes we include a side salad featuring Crispy Chicken or a plate of mouthwatering Tator Tats (highly recommended, by the way). And when we’re not noshing, we’re deep in thought.
AUSTIN, TX — Our lovely Bikinis Bar & Grill staff wear precious little fabric when they are working. Some of the girls have tattoos. They’re usually quite interesting. Frequently tasteful. But sometimes things go tragically wrong — and that brings us to this week’s post: Of course if you have a bad
AUSTIN, TX — Yes, yes. We know. You could participate in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament by willfully filling out your office pool… …but first… a distraction.