WHILST driving along the other day, I thought I saw a giant plate of Salsa ‘N Chips in my rear view mirror. What a fool I felt when I remembered that things appear reversed in mirrors. It was actually a giant plate of Chips ‘N Salsa.
- Mike Patterson
I THOROUGHLY enjoyed viewing the Queen of England’s Diamond Jubilee Celebration on one of the many delightfully, large screens at the Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill, (Charlotte) location. However, I was outraged to learn during the broadcast that Her Majesty has 1) never consumed a saucy order of Zucchini Fries, and 2) does not currently own a bikini top that matches her bejeweled crown.
We’re Americans! Can’t something be done to correct this? Where is Congress on this?
MY WIFE keeps bees. She told me she would like to name them all after the waitstaff at Bikinis Bar & Grill. Would you please forward all employee names to me; selected photographs; correct mobile phone numbers; and relevant bank account information. (This is purely for authentication and training purposes ONLY, of course.)
-Prince Eric Snarky
PARTON TIP-OF-THE-WEEK: Have you every considered putting Roast Sparrow on the BB&G menu? It could probably feed an entire family of mouse-like eaters.
- Winston Dewee Confused