WHATEVER, USA — Remember a few weeks ago when the doggedly determined, slightly odorous investigators of bikinisblog.com uncovered a group of shameless copycats who were about to create a town called Sweat?
Well guess what, loyal Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill devotees? It’s happened again. (INSERT GASP HERE)
This time it’s the manufacturers of Bud Light who are forming a township named Whatever, USA.
What the hey, Bud? Keep your eyes on your own paper. You know it was our ingenious and beloved leader, Bikinis CEO Douglas Guller, who first came up with notion of turning a small uninhabited hamlet into one serious party/concert happy-hoppy town.
Oh, for shame, AB. What next? Should we anticipate the launch of a brand new product — say, the Buckin’ Bud Beer in mini keg form?
“Hey ya know what? That’s not a bad idea…,” said Kenny Rockman, head of the fictitious BSB&G marketing team. “Crank out some preliminary sketches and put ‘em on my desk by the morning!”
If imitation is indeed the finest form of flattery then let’s take a look at what the Bud pirates are planning…
“There had better not be a salad bar.”