AUSTIN, TX — Where is Toa Payoh?
Well our crack Bogus Bikinis Blog staff researched it over a plate of fries and cold frosty one and determined it’s somewhere in Central Singapore. Which for Doug Guller World-Traveler fans is nowhere near bloody Motherwell, Scotland. (“Welcome back, fearless leader!”)
Why are we scouring the far reaches of Asia?
Simple, because we get paid to do so.
Plus, some yahoo named Victor Lim is online boasting that he is an extraordinarily rapid burger muncher.
Really now? Do tell.
Lim, who is attempting to become the fastest burger demolisher in Toa Payoh, is on record (SEE VIDEO BELOW) as “devouring” a fairly decent sized angus “Botak Jones” sandwich in — hang on to your Hong Kong heifer — 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
What the buck?!?
That’s not fast. Around these parts, we call that a long lunch.
His fleet feeding-time is feeble.
Oh sure, Victor walked away with a cool $20 Botak Jones voucher, but come on. Where is the accomplishment?
Why only the other day, Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill (Houston, Willowbrook location) served a customer who polished off a burger twice that size before tucking in her chair. And lil’ Patricia-Ann wasn’t even trying.
“Man up, Lim! You’re not the best ’til ya travel west.”
BikinisSB&G will be waiting.